edward was taken to the tower

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

by blorbi December 15, 2010

Twin Towers

car towing firm from notters bridge, cornwall. Ran by two brothers of equal age.

that'll be £200 please or i'll crash me landie into yer pricipal financial district

by matt devilstick September 28, 2003

iFle tower

The act of two guys talking sex to the same girl at the same time on fbook

Me an Jake totes iFle towered that bitch last night!!

by DatNewColby December 16, 2009

tower hill

Very small co-educational private school founded in 1919 with the ugliest kids in Delaware, good.

Tower Hill, more like Suck Hill.

by nobody March 3, 2005

Tower

Tree + Flower = Tower!!!!
...yea it does

Origin: created in the boredom of mrs.L's Multimedia class in fall 2006 the tower became an instant phenominon! =
just like the Girfish (a giraffe and a fish)

if you took a tree, and a flower, put them together, you have a tower!

by toriepoo the great!! November 3, 2006

Leaning Tower of Ricko

The Perthian Art of standing motionlessly after consuming numerous alcoholic beverages.

Check out Timbo, he's got the leaning tower of Ricko down to a tee! How's he standing after all that beer?

by Perina Posty March 28, 2005

alpha tower

the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".

"we had her in an alpha tower"

by don't touch 2 much November 14, 2006