by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023
Get the Toe nut supreme mug.A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.
Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!
by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023
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Get the Toe Stink! mug.When someone with a toe and food fetish coats each toe with a variety of delights and sucks them off one by one.
by FuzzyRugMan April 12, 2023
Get the toe flight mug.Adj) A person who tickles toes.
N) A monster that comes out at night and if your toes are sticking out of your blanket, it will tickle them.
Adj) A sexual term for a romantic partner.
Adj) A mean name.
N) A monster that comes out at night and if your toes are sticking out of your blanket, it will tickle them.
Adj) A sexual term for a romantic partner.
Adj) A mean name.
by The all-knowing funny worder April 24, 2023
Get the Toe Tickler mug.When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
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