by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint
That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!
by gnarlo January 14, 2008

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.
Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH
by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
by Jibber87 June 13, 2005

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.
by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.
by Black Boyfriend October 26, 2015
