Timehin

Timehin or Olutimehin meaning "The Lord is my Shepard" is known for his uncontrollable awesomeness and his ridiculous good looks... Some say that when graced by Timehin's presence an ongoing euphoric feeling overtakes them. Scholars have studied Timehin for years and have seen nothing like him... When he walks, a divine aura follows him. Even at night this glow can be seen for miles. Call him God, call him man, or call him PERFCTION in human form

"Timehin is the only person that can give me an orgasm without touching me..."

"Timehin needs to write a book about his awesomeness..."

"I feel so happy and i dont know why... oh I talked to Timehin yesterday"

by Afican prince March 23, 2008

Timeflies

An amazing band, using elements of pop, electro, dubstep and rock to make hit songs, songs such as Turn It Up and Under the Sea.

Guy 1: Dude, did you go to that Timeflies concert?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it was off the chain!

by Skitzophrenic December 11, 2012

Dragon Time

Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.

It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.

or

A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.

by TooMuchLean January 30, 2010

non-deterministic polynomial time

The set of the most difficult problems in Mathematics, solvable in polynomial time only by a non-deterministic turing machine, but verifiable in polynomial time. In mathematics and computer science is shortened to np. Of course, the editors of UD would rather publish BULLSHIT or several thousand entries for George Bush than something having to do with math. Also, why won't they publish "S4R" is a perfectly acceptable definition.

Rule number 5 + Rule number 10 guys. Seriously. I'm an editor too.

Aaron: Did you know the editors of UD don't actually follow rules 5 and 10?
Mike: Yeah, they turned down my definition for "np", y'know, its short for "Non-deterministic Polynomial time".
James: Yeah, and then the go and publish shit like "S.C.L.I.D". Apparently technical terms for guns are fine, but not in Math.
Aaron: Yeah, seriousy uncouth.
Mike: HOLLA!

by vaxt April 9, 2006

Leather Jacket Time

Leather jacket time is the time from October to until it gets hotter then 55 degrees Fahrenheit. during this time all men (ie. non pussies) are encouraged to wear a heavy leather jacket while all women are encouraged to wear light heavy jackets.

The Leather Jacket Time trend was started near the year 2005 by people who believed that the Leather Jacket symbolized coolness. They were probably Fonz and terminator fans; the world will never know.

by .T September 29, 2009

sexy time explosion

A huge male orgasm during sex. Introduced to America by Borat.

I must make sexy time explosion with Pamela Anderson

by RooRally Baked July 2, 2009

what time it is

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.

That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!

by gonzobrains July 6, 2016