Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022

Kuzniewski Surprise

When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!

Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!

Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.

by batmanhere September 9, 2011

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 24, 2014

Siberian Surprise

The act of vommiting in a females vagina.

Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?

by crazybutfucker21 April 28, 2011

Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018