Phil

Can’t swim

Bro I Phil in water

by Ian Fosh April 22, 2021

Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape

Phil swift is here for flex tape.

by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020

Phil

Kak at making puns.

Ah no, there goes Phil. Phil is so kak at making puns.

by Jana_Banana April 10, 2019

Phil

Doctor

Doctor Phil is a cool guy

by Tythebeast28 November 21, 2021

Dr Phil

They call me daddy Phil not Dr Phil

Person 1 “Omg is that Dr Phil”

Person 2 “Are u dumb that’s daddy Phil”

Person 3 “I think its Dr Phil but stick with daddy Phil”

by Daddy Phil October 4, 2020

Phil Becker

He got the longest penis in his whole friendgroup.

„There ist Phil Becker.“
„You mean the guy with the unreal long dick?
„Yes“

by jdidleödlwöwö November 23, 2021

Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021