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ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017
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east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.
I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.
by s&p_hater September 10, 2018
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scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum
Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?
by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019
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Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits
1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense
by Nya-nya October 20, 2019
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The Tennessee Horseshoe

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.
by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020
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David Tennet

by Chrisfangirl August 30, 2021
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Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.
Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.
by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021
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