post-tard  

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

post-tard by J. Walt February 13, 2007

Yard Tard 

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

Yard Tard by OD Smith November 25, 2007

half-tard 

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

half-tard by Rufus April 13, 2003

Man-tard 

1. A sing-let (short or long-sleeved) made of spandex or nylon worn by a male.

2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.

1. The male equivalent to a leotard worn by a female. The Man-tard could be worn for wrestling, exercising, or an extremely ecentric outfit.

2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.

Man-tard by T. Midy-Mae December 14, 2009

g-tard 

A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.

"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."

g-tard by Kellen C. July 7, 2004

app-tard 

Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.

Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.

Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again

Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.

app-tard by Kezzzing December 8, 2009

r tard

Same as retard. See retard

Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.

Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?

Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!

Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.

Tim: What was that?

Kate: You heard me r tard.

Tim: Fuck you guys!

r tard by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006