Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018

Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019

Yuri tarded

you're retarded

omg Emily Yuri tarded

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Roll Tard

A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.

1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.

by John Wesley October 23, 2008

Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

Tard Bucket

Someone very stupid or goofy. Usually acting out in ways that show they are oblivious to their issues, problems, retardation, sillyness or character.

Loki is such an effing tard bucket!

by Loki June 19, 2006

half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.

Bunch of half tards around here.

by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011