by Jam February 12, 2004
A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.
by garycolemanisag July 03, 2011
A derivation of Rocking Out, Tooling Out is when the subject puts in one of Tool's CDs (ÆNIMA, LATERALUS, OPIATE, UNDERTOW, 10,000 DAYS, or any of various mixes) or plays from iPod or other MP3 Player and turns up the music as loud as it will go. The side-effects vary from person to person, however the most common is a sense of deep content and/or intense headbanging.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to go party?
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!
by {Sno} May 16, 2006
i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo
^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo
^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
by Erectionking May 05, 2008
Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"
by Mr MoJo January 06, 2005
by saab September 29, 2003
Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life
by Bill O'Donnell January 17, 2009