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Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile 

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The Ventriloquist 

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.
I pulled the out "the ventriloquist" on her last night, I don't think she'll be calling anytime soon, unless it's about the goddam urgent are bill.
The Ventriloquist by Jmo33 August 26, 2014

The Valley Girl 

When you gag a girl with a spoon, then proceed to eat their sick with said spoon.
Guy 1: “Bro, I am so hungry right now!”
Guy 2: “I know dude, I’d like to give her The Valley Girl right now.”
Guy 1: “That’s bussin’”
The Valley Girl by Trav n Chan October 20, 2021

Pierce the Veil 

One of the most awesomest post-hardcore bands in existence, consisting of a bunch of hard-working, inspirational, brave Mexican young men who probably faced racism in the process of their success in the music industry.
Ashleigh: 'Man, I can't wait to see Pierce The Veil tonight.'

Lupita: 'I know, right? I can't believe that my own race could succeed like this!'

Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)

Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson in 2000 following the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record make numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, the band left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:

1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).

Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.

The View 

The city of Shoreview, Minnesota except with a modern twist. It has very high amounts of Marijuana and Alcohol. Many great parties are thrown here and the city is run by a group called the "Shoreview Thugs". This city has some dank buds. Period.
I'm not gonna miss that party in The View on Friday, it's for sure bout to be party of the year.
The View by Real Talk420 March 11, 2011