squirt

the act of seeing SZA in concert.

"OMG JOHNNY I JUST SQUIRTED"
"WHY DID YOU SQUIRT"
"SZA JUST PERFORMED THE WEEKEND"

by slavemaster123 February 27, 2023

No Squirt September

Just like no nut nov but for the females

Man: Are you ready for No Squirt September
Female: It's going to be so hard

by Axetone November 1, 2021

Hershey Squirts

Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.

Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!

by Bkarkie October 31, 2019

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

squirt princess

when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content

"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."

by anonjeypeg February 1, 2023

Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.

"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident

by AOA Association March 26, 2025

Sea Squirt

To ejaculate into the ocean.

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."

by my name thor November 14, 2022