Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

squirt bukkake

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single MAN and squirt (female ejaculation) on his face several times.

The girls tied up Dan and started rubbing their pussies on his face, making a squirt bukkake when they finally squirted.

by jacksmithw1 October 30, 2021

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022