The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter January 26, 2012
when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
Example one:
Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.
Example two:
Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.
Example two:
Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
Your run of the mill automitve 4 barrel carburetors which came factory on G.M. cars backnin the days of gas guzzling diosaurs with v-8 engines. Performance was erratic at best and at full throttle they would go boooooog! Was one stupid enough to show up at a street race vs a car with a holley equipped auto. Mister quadrajunk was sure to loose. You could put one on a decent hotrod engine then it would be known as a Quadra Junk Rod Molestor as it would slow it down.
Hey Leroy bring me a cup of gasoline to pour in the carburetor, so I can get the Caprice cranked, hurry up law is coming, Damn "Quadra junk" has done hung up again.
by Big Daddy C Murder July 16, 2024
Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End
by Corine Wittles March 16, 2011