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Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!
by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
mugGet the Ham Womanmug.

Milk Woman

A milk woman is just your basic blonde weeb. If you wondering why she is a milk woman you will know when you let her in your house cos she will guzzle all the milk you have in your fridge. But she proffers light milk.
Mum: why is all the milk gone?
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
by seagullEve January 6, 2021
mugGet the Milk Womanmug.

Woman trap

When a girlfriend puts you into a situation that you can't get out of easily.
My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.
by Shannd March 27, 2019
mugGet the Woman trapmug.

Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
mugGet the Schrödinger's Womanmug.

Woman Temper

Woman Temper is used to describe someone very Hot-Headed or someone with a short temper.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.
John: "I was playing Call of Duty last night and this guy that was trash kept trying to kill me; So I obviously killed him every time he came at me. Eventually, he yelled at me and told me to kill myself."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."
by eabel December 8, 2021
mugGet the Woman Tempermug.

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.
Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky
by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019
mugGet the Squid womanmug.

explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
mugGet the explaining to a womanmug.

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