Metro Station

The BEST band ever. Yes, sometimes their lyrics don't really make sense, and yes, maybe a lot of their songs seem slightly perverted, but their music has such a good sound to it. Plus, Trace and Mason are SUPER hot, so that's always a bonus. Trace's voice is very smooth, while Mason's is high-pitched but beautiful. Metro Station rox.

Person 1: What was that totally amazing band that we heard on the radio the other day?

Person 2: Oh that was Metro Station. I know they rock! I love them.

by LushLuver July 14, 2009

LOL station

An imaginary force that derives wealth from LOLs. LOL stations are specific to the person who wills them into existence. They function by centering around an idea, place, or person. One could think of them as a bank, but for lols. You deposit energy or (or even lols) to later be able to withdraw lols when needed. LOL stations center around certain types of humor, but are generally conceived to work as a focal point for misfortune that one creates for another person. LOL stations are a relatively new phenomenon that will sweep the world with their exciting, revolutionary, prospects. It is predicted that a whole counter-culture will develop around it. Perhaps even a new religion or cult will derive its philosophies from the teachings of LOL stations.

The KKK lost its LOL station when the American Government passed the Civil Rights act.

Ghegis Khan got many lols from his LOL station: the conquest of Eurasia.

Your ex-girlfriend has a lol station centered on your tiny penis.

by Marjuana Lincoln Logs December 5, 2007

statie

A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.

"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."

by DKbikes November 14, 2007

United Statians

A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.

United Statians are some of the luckiest citizens in the world.

by Bam-Bam for Emily February 22, 2007

ex-static

when your ex calls ,and you're not too excited about it, and you have to get off the phone, you run into some ex-static.

yo dawg, shaniqua called the otha day and i told her i couldn't talk cuz i didnt have reception.

aw for real, was you going through a tunnel?

nah dawg, it was some ex-static.

by bobjoneshector October 1, 2008

jiration station

An area near Lawton Foundry and the Fox River where shit gets wild, rock are chucked, fences are closed and straight up knockin occurs. Construction shit is all over the place which helps in exploration.

Me and Boobs went to Jiration Station last night to knock you wouldn't believe brother. God it was AWESOME.

by Nathan Laws September 3, 2004

AP Statistics

An actual intresting class where the class average at a smart school where sat scores are 1100 range you get a 70% but is the epitome of confusion if you dont instantly understand and remember all possible ways the data given can be used and must always say approximently or its wrong at least AP test is ok

AP statistics hard.

by APUSHTheGodOfDeath October 13, 2016