When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'
by OCSWA December 11, 2010
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The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.
So i was really freaked about this camel spider thing, then i took a closer look at the camle spider picture. There's a hand to the right of the picture, meaning that the perspective of the spiders are off, and are held so it seems thay are as alarge as a man's leg. lame.
by becca rainbow monster January 24, 2009
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by Areefer January 6, 2008
Get the Speidel mug."Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
by T. Barr March 22, 2009
Get the Spiderman 4 mug.Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city.
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
Peter Parker: What do you want?
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
(Tentacle snaps at Peter)
Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her...
Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
(they fight)
(Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator)
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
(pause)
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
(pause)
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore.
(tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
Peter Parker: What do you want?
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
(Tentacle snaps at Peter)
Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her...
Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
(they fight)
(Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator)
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
(pause)
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
(pause)
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore.
(tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
by The Centurion July 11, 2012
Get the Spider-Man 2 (2004) mug.When you pull a small dingleberry out and you pull out your ass hair with it, making it look like a small spider.
by Captain J Whizz August 27, 2013
Get the Butt Spider mug.A mercenary female who targets and tries to seduce men who can help her career, regardless of whether they are attached or not. Often pretends to be 'one of the boys', e.g. drinks pints, claims to like extreme sports, etc.,
Predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a Black Widow spider.
Will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. Like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.
Predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a Black Widow spider.
Will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. Like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.
1. That wannabe actress was all over that movie star right in front of his wife, what a spider panther!
2. The girl's a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.
2. The girl's a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.
by Zarachnophobe July 8, 2011
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