Screw. Urban. Dictionary

umad?

When looking up you're name, and seeing something you don't like? Screw. Urban. Dictionary.

by invisibleunknown July 15, 2011

ass-screwed

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.

shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011

slow screw

a drink made with o.j. and tequila

I ordered a "slow screw" at the bar

by Dave Slade September 25, 2003

sprewells

pimpwells

the nonstopping spinning wheels that catch hoes eyes.

by miami April 8, 2003

screwdle

This word describes the kneading action of cats when in a state of extreme contentment. Thought to be UK Midlands in origin (Staffordshire)

The cat sat on the bed and screwdled the quilt in a state of feline bliss.

by Peter R Jensen April 19, 2008

screw em

Similar to "Eff them;" a derogatory remark used by a person or group to another party they do not get along with. If someone says "screw em," they will create tension on the already failing relationship.

If China doesn't like it, screw em!
The refs are making terrible calls, screw em.

by krispygram December 6, 2016