spreak

The crappiest boat ever created. Got lucky to win that stupid race after getting its butt kicked 3 years in a row. Made by a bunch of fools with no life and social capabilites whatsoever.

Wow, those Engineering Club Freaks are working that dumb spreak AGAIN??????

by DA HATA November 10, 2003

shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

by florence lawrence April 9, 2008

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

by Deanage282 April 4, 2008

Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.

I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!

by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009

spreading whites

a term originating in northern NJ. Spreading the word of the white man. Shouting "White Power" in the presence of others.

J:WHITE POWER!
F:What are you doing?
J:Spreading whites feller!

by WHITEMAN11o11 October 14, 2011

Herpes Spreader

1. Someone who spreads herpes

2. A term used to direct someones attention away from a potential mate

Guy1 to Girl1: Hey there sweetheart how ya doin this evening

Girl1: Good your looking handsome

Guy2 walks up to Guy1 and Girl1

Guy2 to Guy1: How ya doin you ole herpes spreader?

Girl1: Thinks OMG thats not good

Girl1 to Guy2: You wanna shoot some pool or something

Girl1 and Guy2 walk away from Guy1

by cornholous February 19, 2010

Cheek-spreading

The act of spreading someone’s cheeks and eating there ass 🤤🤤

Person 1- brooooo...last night was amazing man, my girl let me do the cheek-spreading technique on her man

Person 2-god damn man, Alissa is a hoe tho. She did that with 3 other people before you

Person 1- wait what??

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019