slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.

Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!

by Saria May 25, 2009

Splasholocation

What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss.

Blind Peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn't miss.

by Reddit March 29, 2009

slash'n'burn

Nasty dose of chlamydia that inflames the urethra. The necessity to pass urine causes excruciating pain, hence when you go for a 'slash' against a brick wall, it burns like you wouldn't believe!

'Mate, I'd stay well away from those Thai hookers of i were you. Last trip to Pattaya was a God-awful experience!'
'Why, what happened? You get drugged and robbed or something?'
'Nope. Caught slash'n'burn.'
'Oh, My Buddha, that's Nasty!'

by Neil-Iger October 4, 2013

Splah

Originally to reflect a good smelling perfume. This that splash.

Later evolved into “splah”.

Don’t worry about what I got on, this that splah. I know it smell nice.

by MisterQ974 December 23, 2020

team slash

The act of urinating with a group of men during a party, usually outdoors. also see Team piss.

Guy 1: "I need to piss, bro I'm like 6 brews deep!"

Guy 2: "Team slash!"

Both Guys: "Yeah!!!"

by DannyZ805 March 4, 2011

slash i

To ignore a person. Mainly used in electronic communications, i.e., cell phones. To be ignored is to to be put on slash I. Originally derived from the IRC days of using /i to ignore a person.

"Hey man...I tried to call you all last night, you musta had me on slash i." or "Rogers, you got me on slash i or something? I been trying to get a hold of you for a minute

by Petrol555 April 25, 2005

Bobs Splosh

A Bobs Splosh is washing your hands the British way.

"Ey mate. Im gonna do Bobs Splosh right now innit, see you later in the pub! Cheers!"

by The Blackwood February 11, 2021