Demon Spike

The empty and horrible feeling of guilt you feel in your gut after doing something stupid or embarassing while drunk. Typically felt first thing in the morning.

We went out last night and Charlie got wasted and pissed himself. I bet he has the hugest demon spike this morning.

I banged a tranny without a condom...I have the hugest demon spike.

by T MoneySC April 27, 2006

face-spirational

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.

"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"

by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

Sperm Spittoon

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex

Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!

by squidgit October 7, 2010

Roof spider

note all credit for the discovery of roof spiders and celling arachnid goes to Tasty taste, Quincy, the uppity bitch and that depressing chick

1-large arachnids released on the roofs of buildings in preindustrial england and its colonies to prevent people form jumping off to commit suicide. some roof spiders later evolved into less aggressive and relatively impartial celling arachnids

2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs

3- Republicans

note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are

1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people
get the spears!

2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider

3-see 2

by Tasty_taste December 7, 2010

farmer spit

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.

When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!

by Yup12 November 6, 2013

Shed Spider

A secluded freak that is afraid to leave the comfort of his mother womb (web).

Sawyer, will you please stop being a shed spider and go find a girlfriend or eat a dick?

by Hoopla42 December 21, 2014

sugar spits

Sugar spits comes from your salvia after eating very sugary foods like donuts, most candies. soda pop,and Kool-Aid.
Makes your salvia into a sugary substance.

I found a person with low blood sugar, so I used my sugar spits to raise his sugar up!

I ate to much sugar foods and my blood sugar rose, so I go around spitting on the ground, to lower blood sugar.

by Bonby sugar spits October 15, 2017