by Poppin' Fresh November 18, 2003
Get the snarfin' mug.The creature that lives between dan moore's legs. Originaly a mispronunciation of the mythical sand creature on the planet tatooine. Sarlac AFter the mispronounciation, the beast became a combination of the Sarlac and the pokemon Snorelax
by kyle December 7, 2004
Get the Snarlax mug.To snartch is a state of mind, reframing the obvious, to talk with conviction about things you know nothing about, to grouse and nit-pick or to find fault with. A snartcher feels entitled and mandated by a higher-power to tell it like it is or like it should be. Without apology, Snartches view their world as a source of constant amusement and seek out the jack-asses that continue to amaze them.
"I wish Danny would quit talking." Jennifer, snartched to herself. "Not only does he have halitosis but his front teeth are missing too, I can’t wait to snartch about this later with Bob!!”
by Snartches.com December 21, 2009
Get the Snartch mug.when you fart and it rolls upwards through the snatch. Obviously its a female thing, not to be confused with pussy farting, aka queefing.
by boredmedics June 25, 2010
Get the snart mug.Snarf Gobbler is when a person spits up food when they laugh or has it come out of the nose and then eats it afterward.
Floyd: Dude, what the hell are you doing with your snarf?!
Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.
Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!
Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.
Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!
by Ziongeddon April 19, 2010
Get the Snarf Gobbler mug.A blogger or other commentator quick to make shallow, snarky quips but offering nothing of substance or value. A loser that is quick to attack the successful or creative while producing nothing original or of value themselves.
jeffmatthewsisnotmakingthisup.com is sometimes amusing but at the end of the day the author is just a snarky turd.
by Jeff Matthews Snarky Turd June 10, 2011
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