C-smash

The cervix smash

“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”

by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019

Mini-Sesh

Moderate use of alcohol, a short or small drinking session without over-indulging in alcohol.

I'm only having a Mini-Sesh today, I'm not getting wasted!

He was only in the pub for a hour having a Mini-Sesh!

by Engineer 01 May 5, 2019

Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.

I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.

by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019

Tuna Smash

The act of performing intercourse with a woman while her vag smells like canned tuna that's been sitting out.

"I heard Vincent had a tuna smash yesterday"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"

by HoleyBoi January 20, 2020

Milk Sesh

when u n ur homies chug multiple pints of milk all at the same time. Bonus points given to the first person to make a joke about jugs. Every Thursday is Milk Sesh Day. Possible side effects include "milk shivers".

Person 1: Aw man I'm gonna be late for class! Can you lie and tell the teacher I was in the bathroom?
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.

by rotchmike290 January 23, 2020

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.

Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!

by Wegs101 September 24, 2020