Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night

Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer

by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019

Jay smart

man with the bigest cock and will pull any bitches

damm it jay smart he fine as hell come herelet me have sex with you

by dwanyan April 26, 2022

I used to be smart

When you say you’re smart in a previous year but happen to get grade 1 in every subject and don’t answer all questions

Lewis Smith “ I used to be smarttttt

Teacher “Grade 9”

by Charcoal/Bean November 10, 2018

Robert Smart

I hate him

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart

by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020