Bitch Slapped

Flexible word- ranging from simply getting held accountable to being reprimanded to getting beaten badly in a sporting event.

"I haven't followed up for them yet and I'm getting bitch slapped with e-mail requests."

"Ouch- My boss bitch slapped me for being late!"

"The Pistons simply bitch slapped Boston last night in the opening round of their series."

by Bslapped as it's used everyday March 19, 2009

Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

by MegDar September 20, 2009

slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle

What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
or

Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"

by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008

slaphead

Slaphead can affectionately point out something stupid done by yourself or a colleague. Its that moment when you realise the problem you have spent ages trying to find is discovered and its soo simple or soo stupid and soo obvious.
Its that point whn you mentally hit yourself and say something like D'oh

I'm having a slaphead momoent: used in the context to explain to a colleague why you have just done something silly. Similar to senior moment or blonde moment, but without the justification of being elderly or blonde.

"Our nominee for slaphead of the week is........". Used in the context of a project review meeting for this weeks most idiotic error

by markwjames January 14, 2006

Slapped-Out

And excessively hard bitch slap which in turn results in a knock out. Fatality

Mj did you see that dude get Slapped-Out?
Yeah, nigga went night night!!!

by JJ Doe October 9, 2013

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof

I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.

by johnsjunk January 26, 2012