fo sho shampoo

When a male ejaculates in a woman's hair after penetrating her from behind and then procedes to rub it in like shampoo.

I just performed a fo sho shampoo on ur mom!

by camtheram June 20, 2007

sharpy

When your poop is hard and sharp; lending itself to being very difficult to evacuate.

"Grrr. This sharpy just won't come out!"

by papillion666 May 17, 2007

SARP

Sexual Assault Role Play. Like LARPing, but with rape.

Dude I would love to SARP that chick over there.

by Tyler Durden/ Garrett June 15, 2018

Sharpclaw

(in Starfox Adventures for Nintendo Gamecube)
Power hungry mutant dinosaurs trying to conquer Dinasaur Planet.

The Sharpclaw are led by General Scales

by Light Joker March 27, 2004

shampionship

A title that is won through illegitimate means; a sham.

An 8 on 5 advantage helped the Miami Heat claim their first shampionship in the 2006 NBA Finals.

by supdoggydog June 29, 2007

Man Goo Shampoo

Ejaculating onto a female's body or hair and rubbing it in.

Man 1: She is just acting like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man Goo Shampoo treatment.

Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.

by Billy O'Connor August 20, 2010

Shampoo

Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.

It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.

by Punch-in-the-face March 8, 2010