Grimace Birthday Shake

A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.

“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”

“Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”

by lochrobstah July 4, 2023

Sulk Shake

Part of the 'Unhappy Meal' that goes with whamburger and cry fries.

You want a sulk shake to go with your cry fries? Stop whining about your fat ass and go excercise.

by jzander September 17, 2007

sonsa shake

The form of sonsa in a shake.

wakey wakey sonsa shakey

by elohcinnn February 3, 2010

Neopolitan Shake

When you jackhammer fuck someone in the ass (chocolate), tear it open(strawberry) and then jizz in them(vanilla).

Hey Vincent that Neopolitan Shake you gave me last night is still dripping down my legs. Wanna play Doctor and stitch me up?

by 87XRAY August 18, 2010

Hate Shake

An angry, unlubed HJ

Snowflake pissed off that tranny so she gave him a frictiony, unlubed "hate shake".

by Snoke Flake March 5, 2011

Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

by JadeJj May 3, 2021

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006