seufert

An unusually long butt hair growing near the anus, often covered in onwiped feces.

Dude Sam is asleep I am going to put my seufert on his face. Get your camera ready.

by Moononite January 15, 2016

sense offender

(Noun) - A sense offender is someone who is offensive or unpleasant to the basic human senses (sight, smell, hearing etc.). This could include being loud at a late hour, having really bad flatulence and not excusing yourself, or anything that someone might find grotesque and undesirable.

Friend 1: "He was yelling about his disgusting farts really loud last night while we were all trying to sleep."

Friend 2: "Yeah he was definitely being a sense offender ."

by true45 June 2, 2017

Sensei mario cat

He is a really strong cat he can dodge child support,run faster then a pregnant lady,and jump really high and he is so fucking cool

My dad left cause he was sensei mario cat

by Sensei mario cat February 28, 2021

Render Senseless

A Metal/Hardcore band from Montreal, Canada. Labeled the "New Metallica" by Metal Monthly magazine. Watch for them in the near future.

Guy: Did you see the Render Senseless show the other night???
Guy 2: Yaa it was amazing!!!!!!!
Guy: What happened to that emo band that opened for them?
Guy 2: They got their asses kicked!!!

by Demofan June 4, 2005

BEH-SCUSE ME

How big sassy black women say "excuse me?" when they are offended.

Cashier: Is this food for here or to go?
Big sassy black woman: BEH-SCUSE ME?! DO YOU THINK I CAN EAT ALL THIS BY MYSELF?!
Cashier: BITCH-IDK-YOUR-LIFE!!!

by LastGentleman July 2, 2017

Common sense

See theism

Common sense

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs February 3, 2021

The Doctor Of Common Sense

An ex-YouTuber and online bully who always be sounding like a terrorist who always be sporting on shades as if he was born with them. Despite that he claims to be a conservative and he criticizes Democrats or people who are not conservative he hates John McCain, mitt Romney, and other conservatives who are not exactly like Donald Trump. Extremely hostile and aggressive towards Muslims, homosexuals and anybody who does not 100% agree with him on anything. If you disagree with him on anything he will criticize you to death and label you as a cancer to society.

Hello and welcome to common sense TV I’m your host, the doctor of common sense.

by Zero2infinity September 19, 2018