Sebastianism

We screw actual God and we proclaim Sebastian Michaelis as a new one. A religion dedicated to our Lord and Saviour Sebastian.

I live in sebastianism, soo "Ahh Sebastian!! Rail me, daddy~".

by 💅🖤 November 5, 2020

Sebastian Lentz

Actually has Ass Burgers

Sebastian Lentz has Ass Burgers and is trying to say he doesn't

by Nabil Lane October 24, 2023

Sebastian

Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.

Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help

by “Chaw star clear for a bit” June 6, 2024

sebastian bogdanov

a sebastian bogdanov is truly on of a kind, they are one of the scariest blokes you will ever meet and it wouldnt suprise me if he was to eat a human

sebastian bogdanov is a masso monkey

by dabossmanforever September 19, 2023

Sebastian

He's 'just average height'

Also has a good sleep schedule

Sebastian: "I'm 'just average height', don't know what you're talking about"

by I'm just using this like once March 5, 2023

Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

Sebastian tajonera

A very thicc legend who has a beautiful long blonde volleyball playing girlfriend.

Wow sebs so thicc

I'd wanna be a Sebastian tajonera

by Nhkbfjs October 8, 2019