Angry Scotsman

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly

Got an angry Scotsman last night

by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

The Scots Way

The Scots Way: a set of guidelines that all students of scots college must follow.

Examples of not the scots way:

I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.

I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.

I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.

Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.

Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Strawberry Scotsman

The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)

Hey bro , I'll have a strawberry Scotsman

by gayostioporosis March 5, 2023

Reverse Scotsman

When a Scotsman plays the bagpipes with his ass.

Did you see the Cabor Toss? They opened with a reverse Scotsman.

by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023

purge scrotector

A child so ill as to make you never want kids.

Okay I just made this shi up. Still though YOU know who I’m talking about. Enough said. That kid is such a purge scrotector!

by Will_i.e.-dude March 24, 2024

The Scrota

Noun: proper term to refer to the feelings of every Scrotum in the room. Generally used to express the emotions that are felt universally by men.

The Scrota: approves.
The Scrota feels…confused.
The Scrota shrivels in disagreement.

by Jax The Impalor December 10, 2024