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Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.
I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.
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Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.
The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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scarer

pill , gurner , disco , biscuit , little un , smallpower, fuckins, e's
"i had a propa good scarer las night , gurnin me face off. "
" got any scarers mate? i wann get high"
" i boshed 10 scarers and half a g of mud , fuck me , i was bellended"
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scaled

A word used to describe a small, slight person who stays inside all day.
Dam, that Patrick guy is scaled.
by kangaruse December 17, 2012
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Scale of Dinosaurs

Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur
Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs
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squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.
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