Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)

That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.

by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010

Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.

Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".

by Michelly711 November 9, 2009

sine

The type of wave used by pure frequencies. An example is the profanity buzzer you hear on TV. Other waves are square, triangle and sawtooth.

You want a TEXT example of a sine frequency? *beep*

by Commander Cool (Me) July 26, 2007

Shiney

The asian way to spell shiny, meaning bright in appearance.

Damn that quarter is so shiney!

by shiney monkey September 25, 2005

Monkey shine

trickery done by a sneaky individual

What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!

by slangmaster2 February 28, 2010

Swined

having the swine flu.

dude i got swined

by bythumb May 11, 2009

Swineday

It's like a snowday for students, but instead of snow causing the canceling of educational facilities, its swine flu. Can refer to any closing due to the H1N1 virus.

We had a Swineday today because 20% of the kids had swine flu.

by Anibrolo October 26, 2009