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Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms
Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.
by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004
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Slap the goon

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon
by Critically insane March 1, 2010
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Paintbrush Slap

when a man still has some cum on the end of his dick and slaps a girl in the face with it, leaving a paint-like smear on her face
Guy 1: "Hey man I gave that ho a paintbrush slap last night."
Guy 2: "Oh dude! That's whack!"
by Crushtheworld November 24, 2006
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Bertha Slap

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits
damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday
by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010
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sex slap

A consensual act of rough sex during which some spanking goes on. See also S&M.
"He sex-slapped the hell out her...and she loved it!"
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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Slap

Slap is tight music, somthing you can go dumb to.

Slap is what a pimp says to a hoes face when she shows up funny wit the ends.

Slap is Having 10s 12s or 15s in your trunk nocking while your driving,
making you trunk raddle.

This word is from th BAY AREA, California. Where we do the Dam' thing. YaDidiMean....

and for all you fake white boys quit trying to be black, bitch ass marks....
Man this song is the slap.

Hoe Wheres my money, "!SLAP!".

Nigga My car got dumb ass Slap.
by PIMP PIMP July 12, 2004
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Slap Ass

In reference to baseball, to give the Slap Ass, one must lower the arm to waist height with the forearm slightly elevated. On the approach of another teammate from behind, the wrist is bent back slightly and a quick tap is given on the ass.

This act of sportsmanship and encouragement is given following either a good play, a play that was ruined, or for just plain pep.

The slap ass is limited too, but does not exclude, coaches of other sports, as well as other sports players.

NOTE: This is the ONLY instance in which another male may slap another male's ass, and not be considered gay by fellow teammates. On-lookers, fans, and friends are not subject to this requirement, and thus may consider you gay.
Friend 1: Man, did you just see that awesome web gem?
Friend 2: Yeah, he even got a slap ass afterwards.

Onlooker 1: Did you just see that guy give a slap ass to the other guy? I think they may be gay.
Onlooker 2: No, they aren't. They play baseball.
Onlooker 1: Ohhhhh.
by StevieE December 27, 2008
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