(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.
Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
by Dweeb ass69 May 13, 2014
A: Hey, you wanna slam that Salamander?
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.
by rastamani April 04, 2016
Gaming parlance for the female equivalent of a t-bagging.
Placing one's genitals in another face for the purposes of mocking.
Placing one's genitals in another face for the purposes of mocking.
by Dreshuk June 12, 2012
The process of performing an abortion on a woman by punching her in the stomach repeatedly, and then orally sucking out the fetus and other uterine materials.
by L4zysp00k June 14, 2010
someone, potentially an asshole, who you continuously contemplate having hot sex with, but having no attatchments. This person will not say hi- he is merely used for sex. You may have one or two cute couple pictures with this person
by Noon October 05, 2006
When you have gotten to third base with someone, and instead of loosing your V card to only them, you have a Threesome instead.
Hank: Yo man you will never guess what happened last night with Janet.
Jimmy: Did you finally get to home plate?
Hank: Even better, her sister was there and wanted in, so I got a grand slam!
Hank: word
Jimmy: Did you finally get to home plate?
Hank: Even better, her sister was there and wanted in, so I got a grand slam!
Hank: word
by Daniel the Jewish Wordsmith July 11, 2008
a common creature to longisland areas. you can normally see them in their natural habitat on the street corner or on their back under a "slammer" they are called slam pigs because they are dirty like a pig and anyone can slam them. but be weary because you may contract all sorts of stds.
by anolog December 01, 2010