running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Running Start

Bring the hips out as far as they go and proceeding to commence a powerful hump to begin sex.

Woman: come on already
Man: let me get a running start
Woman: what? (proceeds to happen) AHHHHH!!

by Darkchicken August 3, 2011

Running pure

purposely forcing yourself to spend a long time without mastubating, often resulting in Blue balls

dude, i'm running pure man, and it's fucking hard!

by The.Secrit.1 January 5, 2012

Running blackout

Consuming vast quantities of stimulants (namely caffeine) followed by vast quantities of alcohol. The caffeine keeps you on your feet, the alcohol takes your inhibitions and blacks you out.

The result of this combination is a blacked out person who won't pass out.

Running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular blackout.

Dude1: Oh bro, I had a wild night last night?
Dude2: What happened?
Dude1: I drank two bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a fifth of Jack. I don't remember anything but my friends told me I played pool and darts all night.
Dude2: Oh man, that's a RUNNING blackout!

by Herr Leiber February 19, 2012

running to the shores

To have gay anal sex

I am running to the shores with mike

by mike68974 December 7, 2013

runnabe

An old women who spends hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on running gear, only to power walk once a week around her neighborhood.

Why does that women spend so much on running gear just to walk, what a runnabe.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dood did you see nick running with the bat?

by Gregk22 January 17, 2016