Rooster

An older attractive gay man - usually over 40 who is in shape and looks so good he can land younger guys. Reference Chicken (younger gay male).

Mike is a Rooster! Look at his freaking body...he's hot!

by MiramarRooster March 7, 2008

rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.

The election was a complete rooster up.

by zmp February 10, 2005

roost'n boost'n

sling'n dirt while going fast on a quad

as # 14 pulled the whole shot he was roost'n boost'n through the track

by wounder boy June 30, 2009

roboscope

The act of consuming large amounts mouth wash with the intension of getting drunk.

Shawn roboscope d in the bus on the way to telluride. I have never needed alcohol that badly!

by MJ-wow April 19, 2010

Roost

One who eats another's Jets Pizza

Roost ate my pizza like he was fat

by Brazilian Goddess May 27, 2010

Robosigning

when an official or employee signs any document put in front of them without reading it first.

It was easy to get my lunch expensed - I put the receipt in a stack of letters my manager was robosigning.

by ImportantHousecat October 5, 2010

Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011