That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.
"Hey isn't Robert the kid who threatened to eat your family tree?"
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."
by Where Is My Air Guitar May 25, 2019
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Austin-“she only loves him for his simp juice”
by My nibba 115 April 4, 2020
Get the Robert mug.A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.
He is such a Robert
by Logixz July 2, 2020
Get the Robert mug.When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.
Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.
Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.
by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021
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robert is so funny
by rob the boss October 12, 2019
Get the robert mug.This is a guy that will never leave a girl alone that he likes, he acts like a sass queen when he wants her to like him. He's just a creep that chats shit and wonders why things smell.
by Rosey18 August 8, 2015
Get the Robert mug.A confederate general who lost the Civil War. He was a slave owning racist, who, upon the death or Mr. Custis (his wife's father and owner of their inherited land) who had requested his slaves be freed upon his death, ignored those wishes and forced said slaves to work under him for 5 more years.
A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
Southern Hillbilly: "Robert E. Lee was the greatest general of all time."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
by Not A Boot Licker September 16, 2019
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