restaurant atm

When you pay the meal with a credit card and collect cash from your co-diners.

Cough up some cash mofo, i'll put the whole bill on my card. I love to visit the restaurant atm -- fee free.

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

resto presto

A expression used within World of Warcraft that refers to a Restoration Druid's controversial ability to instantly achieve full health by casting a combination of spells.

<ihearthatguy>: that druid was all low on health and then resto presto she was at full health again
<beeswtfbees>: wtf haxx

by ukynate March 22, 2009

Restaurnaut

One who very commonly eats out, and is recognized easily by waitstaff.

Hey man, they just let that dude in before us and we've been waiting forever. He must be a restaurnaut.

by Definer Things March 7, 2009

restless song syndrome

1. Not being able to listen to a whole song before changing it to another one.

2. Constantly changing the song being played.

Every time we get in the truck, Jakes' restless song syndrome keeps us from enjoying a whole song before he changes it.

by thekilleranna January 19, 2010

Restaurant Mouth

A medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.

Sherri: "Hey honey, how was work?"
Mike: "Fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible."
Sherri: "NOT AROUND THE KIDS, MICHAEL!"
Mike: "Sorry, I guess I still have restaurant mouth."

by Sitty July 8, 2010

restupidum

adj; a conjunction of the words retarded, stupid, and dumb. A person who lacks all forms of logic and common sense

adj; an individual who is incapable of thinking and lacks a conscious mind

I've never met such a restupidum person.

by Reliccseint September 10, 2010

restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

by grandfather4 November 4, 2010