Readsturbate

(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.

(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.

Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."

Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."

Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"

by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009

read the manga

A saying used with "Jo Jo's Bizarre Adevnture" whenever somebody asks a stupid fucking question about the show or "When will Hamon return?" they get a response such as "Read the manga"

:Hey guys does Joseph Joestar die in part 4?"
"Read the manga you filthy weeabo trash"

by Read the fucking manga already May 19, 2016

Book-readin' faggot shit

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

by The Winker21 November 11, 2009

proof reader

Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.

The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.

by knowman March 22, 2008

hard read

A super smash brothers term. Predicting exactly what your opponent is gonna do. See on draw

Ryan: How’d you know I was gonna roll?
Tyler: It was a hard read!

by Blizzardriga December 3, 2019

readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

Mr Read

A fat maths teacher with sideburns made of pubic hair. He is always proud of his crusty shlong

Oh boy does he look like a ‘Mr Read’ his sideburns are like plates and he is thiccer than The wall in Mexico!

by N0Obe September 18, 2019