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calling professor

The college has more calling professors than permanent ones.
by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011
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PowerPoint Professor

A PowerPoint professor is one whose lectures are predominantly based off of lifeless and recycled PowerPoints. These professors typically bring no vigor to class, they're just there to collect a paycheck. Class participation and engagement is also usually at a minimum or non-existent altogether. These professors can blow through tons of material in short periods of time with a swift click of a button, and usually refuse to provide a more narrow study guide for exams, usually falling back on "just go over my PowerPoints". Oddly enough, these professors are clueless about their performance despite their "Does anyone have any questions?" being met with nothing chirps of crickets.
Dude, don't take data mining with him, he's nothing but a PowerPoint professor. Trust me, he's been using the same PowerPoint since Microsoft invented PowerPoint.
by zerO_One June 3, 2018
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Semi Professional Girlfriend

The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019
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due process

Any process by which someone's preexisting beliefs and opinions are confirmed. (Processes which contradict someone's preexisting beliefs and opinions are therefore "prejudicing due process").
Twitter putting a warning on Donald Trump's election fraud claims are thus prejudicing due process.
by quonerkz December 3, 2020
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hoogeveen process

hoogeveen process word gebruikt om aflijding te maken in de klas metaal bewerking
meestal word er dan kanker veel lawaai gemaakt en is de hele klas facking druk
puur omdat 1 kanker autist niet kan lesen of spellen
wij gaan bij metaal bewerking leren over het hoogeveen process
by hoogeveen process uitvinder March 30, 2022
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Jack the Ripper Baby process

This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.
Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.
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PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.
Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....
by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021
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