Pablo Poser 

someone who pretends to be Pablo when she is not Pablo

Oh, look it's KL being a Pablo Poser aka a poser!

Pablo Poser by TheRealPablo October 11, 2021

scene poser

someone who trys to look or act seen when they are really far from it.

dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene hair cut, and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.

scene poser by remain nameless December 10, 2008

Pong Poser 

People in which play beer pong with everything but an alcoholic beverage

A Pong poser is when a group of people get together to play beer pong, but instead of an alcohol beverage, they substitute it for drinks such as Monster and soda. Taking pictures and acting drunk in the process.

Pong Poser by therealistalive June 13, 2011

Perrier Poser 

A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.

Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.

Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.

Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.

Perrier Poser by Marry Swanson July 20, 2012

status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

status poser by SSang October 25, 2014

scene poser

scene kids ARE posers. 'scene kids' will make fun of other 'scene kids' so they don't feel like they're the ones faking it. No one should try to be a 'scene kid'. Scene kids think that if they hang out with a bunch of 'scene kids' they can call people dressed exactly the same as them 'scenesters.' scene kids know they're scene, try very hard to be scene, but will pretend that they came up with the whole trend and everyone copied them. They'll deny that they're scene at all, but that's just part of being 'scene'.

Scenester kids in mall: "Rawr look at that scene poser!"
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."

scene poser by agyness deyn show me pain September 8, 2007

loser poser 

To be a poser who is also a loser. The combination of dressing or acting according to a store you shop i.e. hollister,DTL, pacsun.. but are not only failing miserably,and its noticable, but the whole town is laughing at you behind your back anyplace you go whether it be the mall,tropicana,wendys, or even the local barber shop.

darryl-"dude what the heck happened to matt"

Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"

darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"

steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"

loser poser by Hatingthisday October 22, 2011