pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.

Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.

by hoagly December 25, 2010

Poké Battles

A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.

NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?

by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

poking

When you're making out and your boner pokes your girl or boy if you're into that.

I was poking my girl when we we're making out

by Awesome_Justin May 13, 2017

Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.

derrrrrr.... were poking smot.

by Joey March 27, 2003

Pokimane

2/10

What do you think of pokimane?

She’s a 2/10

by Epic gmaer August 31, 2020

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

Poker Face

Lady Gaga claimed on interview with Jonathan Ross on Friday night with Jonathan Ross. A TV program in the UK that her song 'Poker Face' was inspired by when she used to ''make love'' to her ex boyfriend and she would pretend that he was a girl and that they were having lesbian sex but without telling him, Hence the term 'Poker Face'

She had a poker face that showed nothing to her lover that she was fantasizing about something else other than her boyfriend when they made love.

by dr6785 April 21, 2009