by Ejjeuewiwj July 29, 2022

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.
by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

A generously loaded plate of food, typically prepared at a family gathering or event, where portions are piled so abundantly that layers of different foods overlap. It often includes multiple servings, ensuring the diner remains seated without needing to return for seconds or thirds.
After the buffet opened, Uncle Joe returned with a Nova plate so stacked with turkey, stuffing, and pie that we wondered how he managed to carry it back to the table.
by anonymous December 24, 2024

Cindy: “Paris was talking about you today, are y’all going to fight?”
Keke: “Nah she’s a plate, she’ll just stand there”
Keke: “Nah she’s a plate, she’ll just stand there”
by smachine July 20, 2020

by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
by boulderer February 13, 2024

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
