Donkey Pie

A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.

Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.

Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."

Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."

by ploud21 December 12, 2010

Pie Man

Also known as Homer Simpson aka Mr. X aka Homer Sampson aka Homer Thompson.

"Look out! Here comes Pie Man! And there's his sidekick, The Cupcake Kid! (Bart)

by G-Union May 4, 2004

Cream pie

It is a term most commonly used in pornography. It is also referred to as Internal Ejacualtion. In anal cream pie's the male will usually plunge deeper into the anus and stay there until they're through cumming. Then they will slide there penis out slowly as to help the cum flow out of the anus. The female will sometimes squat or probe with their fingers to help gravity move the sperm. In vaginal cream pie's the guy will cum inside the vagina and pulls out their dick slowly and the female will contract their lower stomach muscles to push out the cum. Vaginal cream pie's are far more common than anal cream pie's.

Let's just say she knows how to do one hell of a cream pie.

by miluvrox November 24, 2010

Fresh Pie

Discrete call sounded when sexy chick(s) walk into a pizzeria. There are several variations of fresh pie depending on what category these ladies fall under;
puma pie (women over 50), cougar pie (women over 40), semi-fresh pie (women who barely make the cusp), undercooked pie (tweens), etc.

FRESH PIE!!! Gimme some of that.

by Andolini's October 29, 2009

Mice pie

A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.

Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.

Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.

Dave: Mice pie? WTF?

Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.

Or

Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy

Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!

by Mustangboss_429 January 2, 2010

pie regimen

An unhealthy diet, leading to rapid weight gain.

Boy, Larry's gained 25 lbs. in the last couple of months. He must have himself on a strict pie regimen.

by F. Scott September 7, 2007

pie-slice

1) The tool given to you in pizza places for you to put your slice on your plate.

2) One who is inept at simple tasks i.e the use of the pie-slice and therefore it is used in an insulting capacity.

Guy1: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy2: Trying to get a bit of pizza
Guy1: You're holding the pie-slice wrong
Guy2: How many ways are there to hold it?
Guy1: Dude, you are such a pie-slice

by Old Men In Bonnets December 23, 2008