Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.

I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.

by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010

Phaccent

Noun. A phony accent.

Dude. That awful phaccent sounded more British than Austrailian.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

phantomclutch

The sensation an experienced manual automobile driver feels the moment he tries to start an automatic automobile for the first time after an extended period of time

Luke felt a brief moment of phantomclutch when he tried to start Andrew's car.

by lucasweatherbymp November 21, 2010

phacebook phished

The effect of having everyone of your Facebook Friends emailed a phishing scam or malware link from YOUR facebook account when you, in actuallity, had nothing to do with it. I swear!

To all of my friends: I am SOOOO SORRY. I did NOT send you that malware link. I have been phacebook phished, AGAIN!

by Nerdy Redhead December 12, 2010

Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.

Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.

by Whyzee May 22, 2012

phantom laptop syndrome

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.

Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.

by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012

phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013