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Texas Parents

Why are your kids dead?

Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
They have deluded themselves into believing that they are more than just YouTubers and allowing them this delusion is what inevitably lead to the death of your children. And if you're curious who they are, specifically, I have a list of people who knew your kids were going to die.

They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.

So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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The Parental Scold

When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.
"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"
by The JBZ September 21, 2022
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
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Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011
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Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.
I have been parenting Zeke
by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019
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parent-prodding

1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them

2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such
1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school

2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day
by SoNotTheCoolest April 1, 2009
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