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Poo-poo head

One of the most horribly devastating insults ever to be bestowed upon a human soul, too many lives taken from suicide due to this outrageous term
guy 1: hey you’re a poo-poo head
Guy 2: jumps off building
by Lewis. E August 28, 2023
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Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 25, 2007
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poo brew

When you can feel that you are going to have to poop later on in the day, and you can just feel it brewing up in your gut.
Sara could feel a poo brew coming on after she ate her nachos bell grande from Taco Bell.
by MelDogg August 6, 2008
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Poo Bomb

An prank, of sorts, in which someone intentionally doesn't flush the toilet after defecating for a specified person (the target) to find.
Dude, my boss is making me work over time this weekend. I'm so pissed. I'm going to poo bomb that motherfucker!
by nateforthepeepz June 16, 2009
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poo commute

Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.

Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!

Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
by danwade September 15, 2009
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poo scraper

term used to define the anal sex one would have with a guy with a pronounced bent cock
girl be careful with that one, he gotta a poo scraper
by Loose dolly February 19, 2010
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Poo Bond

Pooing with one of your good friends in the cubical next to you, being able to hear their poo hit the water and being ok with it.
Man me and Cai have a poo bond, you wouldn't understand.
by Sully.Edge November 10, 2010
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