The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.
by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016
Get the wet phil mug.A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
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Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020
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From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
The legend that is Phil
by Genesis1985 November 24, 2021
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I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
by Tarix__ December 12, 2018
Get the Phil Swift mug.When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time
That funnel cake made me up-phil.
by anonymous July 11, 2025
Get the Up-phil mug.Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
Get the "Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil mug.The Phil Gribble is the art of pinning a girl up against the wall in a physically aggressive manor just like Phil Mitchell on Eastenders. You then Proceed to go down on her fast and 'shirley' making sure that you eat all the mess running down her legs whether that be estrogen or shit from the sexual torture. A girl WHo has been phil Gribbled right will be physically Impaired for at least 2 hours.
Did you see Raymond Phil Gribble stacey last night?
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her
by Therealistmotherfuckeralive December 31, 2015
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