five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005

percy dick size

Percy dick size means to have a good sized penis and thus having percy dick size.

"yo dude, I wander if Aly has a problem with his dick dude?"
"Naw man, he just got percy dick size"

by StanleySimple November 7, 2007

110 percent

to try extreamly hard or over the top to make someone have excreatating pain and to suffer a gaint loss because of how hard you are trying.

burnt hills lax trys 110 percent but still sucks

by creasemoney coach gal October 22, 2012

5 percenters

A religion that was started in the Bronx, New York, which many rappers belong to. Its teachings require members of this religion to kill 'white devils' (preferably seven of them) because they are evil and subhuman.

I don't give a shit what those ignorant 5 percenters do as long as they're not killing anybody.

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

percoset

a french guy with a tiny dick

Paul is such a percoset.

by BigMike0208 April 5, 2017

1 percenter

A club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a bleeding pussy.

See that dude over there? He's a 1 percenter!

by NwYkMk July 12, 2006