A friend or a stranger throws an object across your line of sight while you are pissing, and you track it with your piss. The moment you hit it, you immediately try to nut on it. If you miss, you kill yourself.
Yoooo, yesterday at the kindergarten baseball practice, I started tracking their balls, and I didn’t miss!
by Edge master200 April 02, 2024
by please end my suffering November 21, 2022
by Definition-idiot teen October 30, 2023
Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
by RAM2020 January 20, 2022
by RAM2020 January 20, 2022
When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 12, 2023