corn hoe

Anyone who typically fucks people who live in rural areas
Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe
by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018
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baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 February 12, 2012
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Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.
by BanditoSlim October 08, 2011
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corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits
Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
by Yanker23 October 17, 2015
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corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.
I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
by Big Ry2 May 31, 2005
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Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn
I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision
by DarrenTanKJackso February 05, 2019
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corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.
after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.
by freedav04 June 05, 2005
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