Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010

dot war

When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.

Chris: ...

Samantha: ...

Chris: ......

Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....

by NotWithStupid June 4, 2009

Dick Dots

Dick dots are those annoying and completely unnecessary little dots that assholes put at the end of everything they say.

"Hey, Have you ever seen Clash of The Titans?"

"No............."
"Man, What's with the dick dots?"

by AlexMadeUpThisWord December 26, 2009

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 26, 2010

mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

polkie dot

spherical shapes surrounding in a pattern of some kind. the geometric figure really does have a popping appearance to the naked eye, continueing to stare at the magnificent pattern.

yah, you seem dem polkie dotz on those socks ovah there!.

aww yeah! i likea da polkie dotz!

by evyfen November 5, 2010

M- dot tattoo

M- dot tattoo is a tattoo competitors choose to get if they want, after they have completed an iron man triathlon in Hawaii. if you get it before you complete the 1500 entry race your a poser

after i completed the iron man i got this sick M- dot tattoo iron man logo

by uriospaniard November 7, 2010